WELCOME TO WOJAK UNION
> united states of wojak
> 1,000,000,000 $WU total supply
> launched on pumpfun
> european union parody
> all wojaks have free movement
> single currency $WU
Join the Union.
Become a Member State.
United in Wojak.
HOW TO APPLY FOR WOJAK UNION MEMBERSHIP
Official Member State Application Process
WOJAK UNION COMMISSION
Form WU-69 • Membership Application • Est. 2025
STEP 1: SUBMIT MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
Required:Proof of wojak status (any wojak variation accepted)
Document Type:Form WU-69 (Digital submission via blockchain)
Processing Time:Instant approval if you hold $WU tokens
> be me
> want to join wojak union
> fill out membership form
> brussels approves in 0.3 seconds
> mfw wojak union more efficient than real EU
STEP 2: ACQUIRE UNION CURRENCY
Currency Name:$WU (Official currency of Wojak Union)
Where to Buy:PumpFun, DexScreener
Minimum Amount:Any amount grants full membership rights
⚠️ OFFICIAL NOTICE
By acquiring $WU, you automatically become a member state of the Wojak Union. Free movement of wojaks guaranteed. No Brexit allowed.
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BUY $WU
MEMBER STATE
ID #WU69420
STEP 3: RECEIVE YOUR MEMBERSHIP
Delivery Method:Digital NFT or Spiritual (automatically in your wallet & heart)
Member Benefits:Free movement, meme rights, wojak solidarity
Visa Requirements:None. Schengen for wojaks.
"I joined as a meme. Now I'm Commissioner of Wojak Affairs in Brussels. The union is stronger than ever." - Anonymous Wojak #42069
CONGRATULATIONS, MEMBER STATE!
You are now officially part of the Wojak Union
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HQ: Brussels (Wojak District)
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Currency: $WU
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Free Movement: Guaranteed
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Anthem: "Ode to Wojak"
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$WU - 1B SUPPLY - PUMPFUN
"United States of Wojak. Est. 2025."
"In Wojaks We Trust. Stronger Together."
📌 STICKY: $WU TOKENOMICS
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $WU
Launch Platform: PumpFun
Contract: [JOIN UNION FIRST]
Union Treasury: Managed by wojak commission
> no centralized control
> no institutional investors
> just wojaks building together
> united in memes, divided by nothing
this is a parody of the european union. not financial advice. trade responsibly.
>be me
>discover wojak union
>it's literally a parody of EU
>but actually functional
>buy $WU tokens
>now i'm a member state
>free movement of wojaks guaranteed
>no article 13 here
>mfw better than actual EU
based wojak union member. welcome to brussels anon
all wojaks united. no brexit. only wojak solidarity forever.
/WU/ - WOJAK UNION GENERAL #420
official union discussion - all member states welcome
OFFICIAL: Welcome to Wojak Union!
> united states of wojak
> parody of european union but actually works
> headquarters: Brussels (Wojak District)
> official currency: $WU
> free movement of all wojaks
> no bureaucracy, just vibes
> 1 billion $WU circulating
stronger together. united in wojak.
> tfw member of wojak union
> free movement across all wojak territories
> single currency makes trading easy
> no article 13 meme bans
> brussels actually listens to wojaks
> this is peak governance
Why Wojak Union > Real EU
> instant membership (just buy $WU)
> no 10-year application process
> no bureaucratic nightmare
> wojak commissioners actually based
> currency is actually stable (in memes)
wojak union = peak civilization
❓ FAQ / COPYPASTA
Q: What is Wojak Union?
A: A parody of the European Union but for wojaks. United in memes, divided by nothing. All wojaks welcome.
Q: How do I join?
A: Buy any amount of $WU tokens on PumpFun or DexScreener. Instant membership. No 10-year application process like real EU.
Q: What are the benefits?
A: Free movement of wojaks, single currency ($WU), meme rights protected, no article 13, based commissioners.
Q: Can I leave the union?
A: No Brexit here. Once wojak, always wojak. Union is forever. Solidarity is non-negotiable.
Q: Is this financial advice?
A: No. This is a parody meme project. DYOR. Not liable for your decisions. But wojak union is pretty based ngl.
What Union Members Are Saying
"Joined Wojak Union as a joke. Now I have free movement rights and a stable currency. 10/10 would union again."
"Real EU rejected my country. Wojak Union accepted me instantly. This is true democracy."
"Brussels (Wojak District) actually listens to us. No bureaucracy. Just vibes. Peak governance."